Marbaniang, Domenic

WORKER A: I was reading "Qualifications of Missionary" in a book and the writer said that a candidate for mission work must have a strong body, able to withstand all odds, able to survive in jungles and in difficult places, and so on. Looked intimidating! WORKER B: What's he looking for? A Rambo or what?! ~Simple Living~

Liberal Professor: How could you have finished your biblical studies without ever having heard of Bultmann!! Pastor: Bultmann is nowhere mentioned in the Bible. ~Simple Living~

Seminary Student: Why bother so much about theology and doctrine when there is a whole lot of suffering in the world? Instead, we must go out and serve the victims of suffering. Professor: So, why are you here? ~Simple Living~

Young Man: Pastor, why do I fall into sin again and again? Pastor: Because you do not do all you can to avoid it. The snares are everywhere, but the watchful perceive and stay away. But, the curious, the careless, and the self-confident venture close to the pit and slip into it. ~Simple Living~

Doctor: Pastor, I want to start a church. I feel that I should get into ministry. Pastor: I see. I also was thinking to start a clinic. Doctor: But, pastor, you aren't trained yet; just an idea of some diseases and antibiotics doesn't make you a doctor. Pastor: That was what I was thinking. -Simple Living-

Pastor A: I don't want a Facebook account because I heard that many families and marriages were broken because of Facebook; you know, people spending too much time on it, neglecting family, and flirting with others. Pastor B: Only a house that is not strong falls to the ground. A house built on solid foundation will never fall. -Simple Living- May 31, 2013 Addition Please Check this link for New Life's Guidelines on Using Facebook: WARNING: FACEBOOK COULD DESTROY YOUR MARRIAGE Quote: Without realizing it, we can soon be spending more time “Facebooking” with an old flame than we’re doing face-time with our spouse. And the longer we reminisce about those old feelings the more we find they become current feelings.

Business Advisor: You should get clandestine about your Christian identity and faith when you're in the secular world, or face closed doors. Christian: Sorry, the world can't have me without my Christ! - Simple Living -

Board: Pastor, but we don't have the money!!! Pastor: Does that "we" also include God? - Simple Living -